hotlocalsingle: DONT SIT ON TOP THIS DICK IF U SCARED OF HEIGHTS
just woke up from a 12 hour slumber. damn that felt good.
catswithbenefits: i love 50 cent, or as he is known in Zimbabwe; four hundred million dollars
The SAT is a scam. It has been around for 50 years. It has never measured...– John Katzman, founder of The Princeton Review (via madgay)
esexist: sleeping comes so naturally to me like i could do it with my eyes closed tbh
shixn: i think my priest might be gay????? i mean he keeps saying “ah, men” after every prayer
b-nksy: I think taylor swift should walk in while kim kardashian is in labor and say “hey kanye i know you’re having a baby and all, but i just wanted to say that beyonce had the best baby of all time
bitchgetinvine: so one day me and my boyfriend were getting intimate and he was doing a strip tease for me, first he lowered his underwear a little so that just his buns were out, then he took them all off and I saw his wiener, but suddenly a woman appeared in the corner of our room and kidnapped him, I had forgotten to keep an eye out for Selener
What happens when someone really cute is checking you out but you don’t wanna make the first move… Sigh.
hooray for 4 new listings
Sandra Day O'Connor Shift on Bush v. Gore →
hijtrann: Sandra Day O’Connor, who retired from the Supreme Court seven years ago, made some news the other day when she expressed misgivings about one of the signature decisions of her judicial career: Bush v. Gore a judicial hero this kind of really hits home with me. i’m a democrat known to have a couple of conservative views… and i’m glad that an old school republican...